**We are currently finishing our production run of Dumpster Fire Plushes – orders containing these plushes will ship late January**
Welcome to 2020! A year where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. If you’re reading this, you’ve successfully navigated between 10 and 11/12ths of this Kobayashi Maru of a year. Congratulations! This year has been a real stinker for so many, and the phrase oft-bandied about to summarize it has been “dumpster fire”. What better way to mark our descent into the final days of the year (besides ritual summoning of Elder Gods) than with cuddly plushes, set to the theme of Dumpster Fire! We here at Geekify are here to help you celebrate the holidays and existential dread of the year with some festive cheer, and to give the gift of the year that keeps on giving!
Measuring a cushy 8″ wide and ironically stuffed with mildly flame retardant (by law!) stuffing, this cozy little Dumpster Fire Plush is here to remind you that even in the darkest hour, you too can be a bright beacon of light sharing your cheer to the world. Made of softest plush fabric and with embroidered anthropomorphic features (and a mouth positively made for shouting swear words) and shapely flamey fur, this Dumpster Fire is soldiering through daily life with a smile on its face. If it / xe / xey can struggle on in a grimdark world, then so can you! So fiddle on while the world around (inside?) you burns! Dumpster Fire Plush will ship in January 2021.
See our store for our Dumpster Fire themed Advent calendars as well!
(Please allow 3-5 business days to ship once production is completed.)