Hailed as the Most Awesomest Document ever, the Bro Code is a legen-wait for it-dary document ranked among such other illustrious documents as the Magna Carta, the Declaration of Independence, and the United States Constitution.
A gentleman’s code, a set of rules to live by, and the sacred guidelines for what’s fair in love and war, the Bro Code (inspired by HIMYM – How I Met Your Mother) was laid forth by one Barnabus Stinson to establish precedent for Benjamin Franklin and George Washington. Growing over time, the Bro Code is a code of conduct for governing the gentlemanly behavior becoming of one’s homies. Violation of this sacred code shall result in vehement dick punching.
Article #53 of the code states that a bro shall, whenever possible, provide his device with protection. Your Kindle, Apple iPad, iPad Air, Nook, Galaxy, Kobo, or countless other tablets and gadgets go with you everywhere, so why not afford them common courtesy and get their backs, with a custom, stylish, handmade Bro Code cover honoring them above all other devices? Keep it safe in tumultuous girl fights, in the depths of strip clubs, and in dangerous territories and bedrooms. When going out with friends, you and your brothers will have something to swear your Broath upon before committing to solemn secrets and dibs. Keeping a copy of the Bro Code will steer you straight in times of need and uncertainty.
Suit up your device with a legendary Bro Code cover, to keep it classy, and to stick to the code. If it’s good enough for Barney Stinson and Ted Mosby, it’s good enough for any Bro.
(Please allow up to 2-3 weeks to build your copy of the Bro Code and get it suited up for shipping)